Welcome back to the Ninja Gaiden Love/Hate series! In this entry, we’ll be looking at Ninja Gaiden for the Sega Master System! Once again, this is an entirely new entry in the franchise, despite sharing a name with (by this point) three other games released in a four year timespan. I was not too keen on the previous Sega-exclusive Ninja Gaiden game, would this attempt on the Master System fair any better? Read on to find out…

Love

• Graphics – Ninja Gaiden on the Master System is, hands-down, the best-looking classic Ninja Gaiden game. In fact, the graphics are so crisp here that I was legitimately shocked when I found out that the Master System was an 8-bit console like the NES. The graphics here are so much better than any other Ninja Gaiden game of the era that I legitimately thought that this game was designed for a 16-bit console! I adore the art style of 16-bit consoles, so this game is all the more impressive to me for looking this good on such aged hardware! This praise for the graphics and pixel art also carries over to the cutscenes, which are easily the most detailed of the classic era of Ninja Gaiden.

Mixed

• Control Complexity – One of the most notable new additions in Ninja Gaiden on Master System is that you now have a bit more control over when you grab onto platforms and walls. This is actually kind of nice: in Ninja Gaiden III and Shadow, you would occasionally jump and unintentionally grab onto a platform above you, which could cause you to get hit by an enemy in the process. With that in mind, having some control over whether you want to grab onto a platform is a good idea and it allows the developers to design levels in more interesting ways. However, this decision lays bare the hardware limitations these games are operating under, and how they struggle to deal with additional complexity.
  • Like the NES games, you’ve got a d-pad and two buttons to work with, and the game controls pretty similarly, but now you have to hold the up button while jumping to grab onto a platform. This is a problem for two reasons: 1) It’s annoying to have to hold a button to do something that used to be automatic, even if I can understand why they’ve added this. But, more importantly, 2) It makes it way easier to accidentally activate your ninja arts if you need to attack an enemy mid-jump, which wastes your energy and can leave you without any later if you need it.
  • Similarly, jumping onto a wall has gotten more complicated, for better or worse. You used to just grab onto the wall automatically. Now you need to jump into the wall and continue holding the d-pad in the direction of the wall. This will cause Ryu to turn around, and then you need to press jump quickly while still holding the d-pad in the direction of the wall to jump in the opposite direction. In essence, you’re pressing the d-pad in the opposite direction you want to go in, which gets really confusing. On the plus side, this can allow you to leap back and forth off of walls, opening up new platforming opportunities, but my God is it confusing in execution. I honestly think that this game would have been better off on an actual 16-bit console with more buttons – having a dedicated “grab” button would have made this all so much simpler and with no drawbacks.
• Difficulty – The people who designed this game are fucking bastards. The NES games are brutal, but their difficulty feels reasonably fair most of the time and the spikes come when they want to test your limits. Meanwhile, the Master System Ninja Gaiden wants to kill you, full-stop. Many enemies move so quickly that you barely have a chance to react to them. The fucking birds are back, and this time they’re even faster and more erratic than ever before! WHY??? And that’s not even getting to the level designs. In the very first level, you complete one area and the next one immediately puts you on a tiny platform over a pit of spikes, so if you were still moving forward absent-mindedly, you would die instantly. It was at that point I went “oh, so that’s the kind of game you’re playing”. What sadistic bastard thought it would be a good idea to have four bird spawn in mid-jump over an instant-death pit? What idiot thought that what an ice level needed was platforms that send you careening forward if you move even a single pixel AND these icy platforms are covered with spikes? Oh, and then they spice things up even more by adding lightning-fast jumping ninjas and piranhas as an extra “fuck you”. Ninja Gaiden on the Master System is a bastard of a game, but I… kind of enjoyed it? Admittedly, most of this comes down to the modern conveniences of emulation mitigating a ton of frustration, but it was to a point where I was starting to predict the next dickheaded move the game would make, prepared myself for it ahead of time, and would have a laugh after each new development. On top of that, the game is pretty generous with its checkpoints and continues (no “oh, you lost to the final boss? Back to the start of the level” bullshit from the previous games). I actually managed to beat this game, which is more than I can say about any of the NES titles with their “fairer” levels of challenge!
  • Oh, and as a bonus regarding the difficulty, there’s a game-breaking bug that makes it significantly easier. If you can get your ninja arts stockpiled up to 999, then you will actually have unlimited uses of your art. Suffice to say, being able to create unlimited rings of fire to intercept every enemy and projectile (not to mention being able to walk on spikes without getting hurt!) was overpowered as fuck and is a pretty big reason why I was able to reach the end of the game in spite of all the bullshit it threw at me.
• The Story – I kind of view the Master System Ninja Gaiden as the apex of the classic era: sure, it’s got some design flaws that mar the experience, but it’s the flashiest and most refined version of the classic era’s gameplay. However, one notable area in which it falls short compared to the NES games is that its story is significantly less effective. It retains the cutscenes that made the trilogy so famous, but the actual narrative here is disappointing. The NES trilogy were simple, but a lot of effort was put into its characters and wringing drama out of their reactions to the games’ events. Here, they’ve taken a step back – it’s now just about Ryu doing cool shit until the bad guys are defeated. It’s too bad, you can see how this franchise’s emphasis on narrative just dropped off until Ninja Gaiden stories became… well, what we’d new expect out of a modern Ninja Gaiden game.
  • Also, the game has some questionable localization, so you’ll occasionally get a chuckle out of some badly translated line of dialogue.

Hate

• Multi-hit Enemies – This game introduces lots of basic enemies who require multiple hits in order to kill. Call me old-fashioned, but this feels like it goes against the fundamental design ethos of these games. Why does some mafioso in a suit take two hits to kill, while a nearly-identical one dies in one? I don’t get it, I don’t really like it, and it just feels like an unnecessary extra step to kill an enemy who is almost-certainly dead anyway when you landed that first hit; the second hit just feels like an unnecessary formality at that point.

In spite of itself, I actually quite enjoyed Ninja Gaiden on the Master System. I don’t think it’s quite as good as the first couple games on the NES, but it’s very close, and gives us a glimpse into a potential future where these games continued into the 16-bit era. As a close to the classic era of Ninja Gaiden, it’s a pretty great time and well worth checking out!

Welcome back to the Ninja Gaiden Love/Hate series! In this entry, we’ll be looking at Ninja Gaiden for the Sega Game Gear! Despite what its title would suggest, this is not a port of the NES Ninja Gaiden, nor is it a port of the arcade game, but an entirely new game that just happens to have the same name as the others (get used to this, this isn’t even the last game called Ninja Gaiden that we’re going to be covering in this series). To make matters even more confusing, it’s unclear if this game is even considered canon, having an entirely self-contained narrative that sees Ryu Hayabusa having to save the world once again. How would this portable entry on superior hardware hold up in comparison to Ninja Gaiden Shadow? Read on to find out…

Love

…nothing. For the second time in Love/Hate history, there’s nothing particular about this game that I liked, let alone would consider worth mentioning. If I had to say anything even tangentially positive: it’s got Ryu Hayabusa in it, it’s portable, and it’s on the Game Gear, I guess?

Mixed

• The Graphics – The graphics in this game look like ass. Yes, they are technically more detailed than they were on the NES, but the art style looks so much worse in comparison. That said, I’d be kind of an asshole if I did not put this into perspective: this was a handheld game released in 1991 on the Game Gear. In that context, Ninja Gaiden would have looked pretty damn impressive for its time (especially compared to the Game Boy, whose significantly more limited hardware was still being used into the 2000s). Still… in a modern context where the totality of gaming history is available to us, Ninja Gaiden on the Game Gear looks very unappealing.

Hate

• Game Feel – The moment you start playing Ninja Gaiden, you get the sense that something is off. Gone is the quick, precise action of the NES trilogy, replaced with a jump which goes very high and is unbelievably floaty. As a result, you’re going to overshoot nearly anything you try to jump to, and then have to wait for Ryu to float down to the enemy or orb to slash it. The pickup orbs, by the way, are tiny in this game, so you’d better hope you don’t miss your slash, or you’ll have to waste a couple more seconds trying again. It sounds really nitpicky when I describe it, but my God does this game feel terrible to play, and it largely stems from the way they’ve designed the jumping/falling mechanics.
• Enemy Placements are BULLSHIT – Ninja Gaiden on Game Gear is not a particularly difficult game, especially compared to its NES counterparts. However, in an effort to make the game “difficult”, the developers have made most enemy encounters utter fucking bullshit. You will have enemies spawn in, immediately attack you, and you have a fraction of a second to register this new information and respond or you will take unavoidable damage. This happens the moment the game starts and goes on throughout the entire playthrough, it’s utter dogshit design. To get through a level unscathed, you end up needing to have the reaction time of an athlete, or you memorize the entire level and trivialize the entire thing (or, y’know, enjoy the benefits of modern emulation and get through the game stupid-easily).
• The Skyscraper Level – Whoever designed the skyscraper level needs to be tried in the Hauge for crimes against humanity. What a fucking bullshit level: you’re climbing up the side of a skyscraper while it auto-scrolls upward and have to jump between two buildings to avoid falling objects and kamikaze martial artists. Not only does this mean that you have to react instantly to every incoming object, but if you get hit, you also have to immediately grab back onto the building, or you will fall to an instant death. It’s a cool concept for a level, but the execution here makes for one of the most unenjoyable sequences in the entire franchise.

Ninja Gaiden on Game Gear isn’t the worst game I’ve ever played, but it’s certainly not enjoyable either. I really was not expecting Ninja Gaiden Shadow to be the superior 8-bit handheld experience, but at least I got some fun out of that game in spite of its shortcomings. Perhaps it’s a mercy then that Ninja Gaiden is so short, clocking in at barely over thirty minutes of runtime (hence why this list is also short… there’s only so much you can say about a game that I beat in less time than it took me to write this article).

Welcome back to the Ninja Gaiden Love/Hate series! In this entry, we’ll be looking at the final entry in the NES trilogy, Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom! With the NES era coming to a close, Tecmo wanted to get one last Ninja Gaiden game out. This game would have a different creative team who wanted to make changes to the formula and attempt to tell a different sort of story than its predecessors. Would these changes improve the overall experience, or would it cap off the original trilogy on a down note? Read on to find out…

For this article, I played the NES Ninja Gaiden III, as well as the re-released version of the game in Ninja Gaiden Trilogy (the reasons for this will become clear later). Having played both versions, I can confirm that the Trilogy release’s altered graphics, bizarrely, have desaturated a lot of the brighter colours for God knows what reason. This is actively detrimental to the experience: for one example, streams of molten metal in the NES version end up looking like fountains of literal shit in Trilogy. In addition, the soundtrack has been downgraded significantly, reminding me of the hack job they did on Resident Evil Director’s Cut: it’s that level of crap.

Love

• Further Refines the Ninja Gaiden Formula – You’d be surprised that they could find more ways to refine Ninja Gaiden on NES hardware after the second game, but they sure managed it here. The flashiest new feature would have to be the ability to grab onto overhanging bars and then move forward while hanging, or jump up onto the platform above. This adds an entire new dimension of strategic platforming whenever it is implemented. However, I think my favourite refinement is that you can now see what power-up is inside of each orb before you smash it. This makes it a lot easier to manage your ninja art of choice and know whether it’s worth it to go out of your way for an orb in a dangerous area.
• Sword Power-up – Ninja Gaiden III adds a new upgrade which extends the range of your sword swing. It should go without saying that this is extremely handy for a game of this sort, but I also like the way that they’ve executed the idea. The upgrade only lasts until you die or reach the end of the current act, whichever comes first. This seems very fair to me, whereas Ninja Gaiden II‘s shadow ninjas were a bit too good and made the game feel so much worse when you died and lost them. Plus, with the aforementioned ability to see what’s inside each orb, you really get excited when you spot one up for grabs!
• Enemies Don’t Respawn! – OH MY GOD, FINALLY! No more cheesing the game by manipulating enemy spawns, and no more frustration caused by endless respawns, if an enemy is pissing you off, just swing your sword at them. This “Love” is really self-evidently great, need I say more?

Mixed

• Level Gimmicks – For the most part, Ninja Gaiden III jettisons the level gimmicks which plagued Ninja Gaiden II‘s runtime, and it’s a much less frustrating experience for it. However, they do come back all at once in act six: you suddenly have slippery platforms, foreground obstructions, and quicksand. On the one hand, thank you Ninja Gaiden III for confining this to a single act. On the other hand, the execution of these level gimmicks is at its absolute worst here, with excessively-slippery platforms, foreground obstructions making it impossible to see where the platform ends, and areas where the entire ground is quicksand, forcing you to jump constantly (including after defeating a boss, you still have to remember to jump or you’ll die and get forced to replay the entire boss fight and the run-up to it)!

Hate

• ABSURD Difficulty – Look, I’m sure that I’ve made it abundantly clear by this point that I do not enjoy old-school difficulty and don’t have the patience to see these games through to the end. I don’t hold that against the games too much though, because they seem like they’re reasonably achievable with patience and practice. However, Ninja Gaiden III takes this to an even more absurd level, where I feel that it’s actively detrimental to the experience. For the first two games, I was able to struggle through to the last act before the challenge just got to be too much. With Ninja Gaiden III, I made it to the start of act three before I rage-quit. This game is, without a doubt, the hardest of the trilogy for one reason: even basic enemies do an idiotic amount of damage. You need to be damn-near perfect to survive this game, because it is incredibly punishing. Making a mistake and taking a couple hits will leave you with a sliver of health, so even tanking a hit to land a jump is an incredibly costly move. Oh, and the game only gives you a limited number of lives with which to complete the game. Perhaps the biggest piss-off though? The game wasn’t even designed this way: Tecmo decided, for the North American release, to just make the game harder, so they increased the damage of enemy attacks, gave you a life limit, and removed a password system to be able to “save” your progress…
  • …which brings us to Ninja Gaiden Trilogy. The version of Ninja Gaiden III in this compilation is based on the original Japanese release, which features the game’s originally-intended difficulty. The differences are like night and day: I could barely get to act three in the NES version, but in Trilogy I actually reached the final boss (the only NES Ninja Gaiden game I could do that for)! So, for all its faults, at least Trilogy makes Ninja Gaiden III reasonably playable!
• Narrative – Compared to the previous two games, Ninja Gaiden III‘s narrative feels like a step down in quality. While its predecessors had b-movie narratives, Ninja Gaiden III‘s story is intensely bizarre. So, for some reason, the game is an interquel between the first and second games, but it doesn’t bother to tell you this until the very end of the game… There’s a rogue US Agent, Foster, who has created these clone-mutants (called bio-noids, lol) using lingering power from the demon Ryu defeated in the first game. The bio-noids were used to kill Irene, but it turns out that she’s not actually dead, because she knew what Foster was up to and was working with the US army against him. Anyway, the bad guys have cloned Ryu, so he now has to stop this imposter and figure out who killed Irene (but actually didn’t). Got all that? Good, because I haven’t even gotten to the titular Ancient Ship of Doom, which one of the bio-noids has claimed possession of, is going to use it to destroy the world and then replace it with a new one sculpted in his image. Suffice to say, it’s utter nonsense. Worst of all though? Even with the weird things going on, the narrative is not even particularly interesting. The first couple games were pretty simple, but the characters kept things interesting and the abundance of drama made things feel like there were some actual stakes.

Ninja Gaiden III is a weird case. When I was doing well, I found the game to be pretty enjoyable. However, if I made any mistake, I was punished so hard that it made the next mistake I made near-certain death. That just… isn’t fun. I’d be remiss if I did not mention that the version of Ninja Gaiden III in Trilogy is at a level of challenge that feels reasonable, even to a modern audience, so it might be worth a look. When you can actually enjoy playing the game, Ninja Gaiden III is a pretty good time!

Welcome back to the Ninja Gaiden Love/Hate series! In this entry, we’ll be looking at Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos, the direct sequel to the NES Ninja Gaiden! With the revolutionary success of the NES Ninja Gaiden, Tecmo set about making a grander and even more ambitious follow-up to try to eclipse it. Could they achieve this lofty goal, or would familiarity and aging hardware result in diminishing returns? Read on to find out…

Love

• More Ninja Gaiden, But Refined – For the most part, Ninja Gaiden II is more of the good stuff that we got in the original: precise controls, satisfying platforming, and fast combat. The platforming abilities especially have been improved for the better. Being able to to climb up and down any wall you grab onto is super helpful. In addition, jumps feel a tad floatier than the first game. A floaty jump can be annoying, but they’ve tuned it well here. This makes it easier to jump off of a wall and then immediately turn around to get “up” onto a platform, and can make it a easier to land a strike at the peak of your jump. If anything, combat has become even more precise. You need to time your sword strikes just right to land a hit: even a fraction of a second too early can result in you getting hit instead.
• More Emphasis on Story – While the actual narrative of Ninja Gaiden II is very simple (the secret bad guy behind the first game has kidnapped Irene, go take him out), the emphasis on cinematic storytelling is even greater than it was in the first game. Cutscenes are interspersed a bit more frequently to tell the game’s story, and really do a good job of making you feel like you’re part of an epic quest. As far as NES narratives go, this is about the best you could look for outside of a JRPG.
• Graphics – Ninja Gaiden was already a pretty good looking game for the NES, but the 8-bit pixel art in Ninja Gaiden II is downright gorgeous at times. In particular, the sun-soaked approach to the demon altar is jaw-dropping stuff and really gets you in the mood for an epic showdown!
• Difficulty – The difficulty in the first Ninja Gaiden felt downright unfair towards the end, throwing so much at you that you had to either memorize the entire level, or manipulate the game’s hardware limitations to make it through with enough health to survive the boss encounter. Ninja Gaiden II seems to strike a somewhat fairer balance: most enemies move slower and more predictably, giving just enough time to figure out how to deal with them without feeling like you’re going to be overwhelmed. I also found that health items drop more frequently than they did in the first game (to the point where I didn’t know that the first game even had health drops at all!). Sure, this is still an old-school hard game with its own levels of bullshit, but it feels significantly more manageable than the first game or Ninja Gaiden (arcade) did… That said, I did end up giving up in the last level again, but I got a lot further and felt a hell of a lot more motivated to get better than I did playing the first game, so that’s a plus.

Mixed

• Shadow Ninjas – A new feature of this game is that you can get up to two “ghosts” of Ryu which will follow you and attack whenever you do (including using your sub-weapons!), potentially killing nearby enemies or dealing bonus damage to a boss. On the one hand, I’ll welcome anything that makes these games’ difficulty a bit more manageable for me, and lining these shadow ninjas up to damage an enemy while you’re safely off to the side can be pretty satisfying. On the other hand, they feel borderline overpowered, especially since they can clone your ninja arts and just wipe the screen clean of enemies. This also results in a general sense of screen clutter. I’ve had several enemies rushing at me that I never noticed because of all the crap my shadow ninjas were doing at the same time. Finally, when you die, your shadow ninjas go away until you find more item pickups for them. This, frankly, just makes you feel like crap when it happens, leaving you significantly depowered and invariably making the run back to whatever killed you even harder than it was the first time. As cool as they can be, I’d honestly just prefer a game balanced around the player character taking on everything themselves.

Hate

• Stage Gimmicks – By far the worst addition in Ninja Gaiden II is this game’s obsession with filling most of the levels with some sort of new gimmick… and they all suck.
  • First of all, there’s the gusts of wind that blow you around uncontrollably. You have to actively push against them, or they’ll blow you right off of platforms. This would be fine, but the main issue is that you simply cannot make a jump if the wind is against you. Winds change direction after a few seconds, so this can get you hit and/or killed if it happens at an inopportune time.
  • Then there’s the level where it’s pitch-black night and you can only see the path forward during the occasional lightning flash. Honestly, this gimmick was my least-hated one, despite being potentially lethal to have to make a jump while blind. I think that this frustration was mitigated by the sheer fact that Ninja Gaiden II‘s platforming controls are stellar, and this stage has been mercifully designed in a way that you aren’t dealing with this while simultaneously being overwhelmed by multiple enemies (also, y’know, emulation conveniences help too).
  • Then there’s the icy platforms. Is there a single person out there who loves ice levels in platformers? As you’d expect, these ice platforms cause you to slide, and standing still on one will take a couple seconds to build up momentum to be able to move again. This sort of imprecise platforming goes against the entire reason I enjoy these NES Ninja Gaiden games in the first place, why would you ruin a level like this?
  • Then there’s the level where large ruins in the foreground block your view of Ryu, platforms and enemies throughout the level. What idiot thought that it would be a good idea to have an action platformer level where you can see neither the action, nor the platforming!? I don’t think I even took a hit because of this, but it’s the principle that counts!

Overall, I found Ninja Gaiden II to be a more fun experience than its predecessor. Tuning down the old-school difficulty just a smidgen makes its challenges something that I actually feel motivated to try to overcome. It’s basically just a more refined version of its predecessor, but that’s all it really needs to be!

Welcome back to the Ninja Gaiden Love/Hate series! In this entry, we’ll be going back to the “true” beginning of this franchise: the other 1988 Ninja Gaiden game released on the NES! Despite sharing a name, publisher, and a release year, the two games share nothing in common. While the arcade game was a side-scrolling beat ’em up in the vein of Double Dragon, this NES game was a side-scrolling action-platformer in the vein of the original Castlevania. That said, the arcade Ninja Gaiden didn’t exactly hold up to the test of time, would this console attempt fare any better? Read on to find out…

For this playthrough, I used the original NES Ninja Gaiden. There is also a SNES re-release of the first three games in the trilogy, fittingly-titled Ninja Gaiden Trilogy, which slightly improves/alters the graphics. However, this re-release is generally considered inferior for how it fails to translate some aspects of the original experience (eg, missing parallax scrolling, altered graphics affecting the tone of certain scenes, much worse music, etc), and the controls are noticeably less-precise, which makes it a more frustrating experience. In general, it’s considered a rushed, low-quality re-release, so most fans recommend playing the originals instead. For this Love/Hate series, I played the NES originals unless otherwise noted.

Love

• Precision – If there’s one word you could use to describe Ninja Gaiden on NES, it’s “precise”. The game’s controls are immaculate, giving you very fine control over your jumps and near-immediate feedback when you attack with your weapon. This core strength just makes the rest of the gameplay feel very satisfying as you learn to expertly line up your jumps and time your attacks.
• Combat – Compared to Ninja Gaiden (arcade)’s extremely sluggish combat system, Ninja Gaiden on NES is incredibly snappy. Sword strikes are fast, one-shotting all regular enemies and destroying most projectiles. Despite having only two buttons and a d-pad to work with, the game also features several special weapons and techniques that you find and equip in the overworld (again, which operate like Castlevania‘s sub-weapons). They’re mapped to up + attack, which is good enough to pull off when you need it, while not accidentally using them when you weren’t intending to.
• Platforming – Ninja Gaiden is as much a platformer as it is an action game, and those precise controls really help in this regard. Jumping feels very intuitive and landing where you want to rarely presents a problem. Any deaths from falls will almost always be down to enemy attacks or your own errors rather than the game’s controls. The game’s platforming also is enhanced due to Ryu’s ability to grab onto walls, which allows him to cling to them and then jump off. This ability provides some really creative and fun platforming opportunities that you wouldn’t expect from a game this old.
• Narrative Presentation – Ninja Gaiden was revolutionary at the time of its release for featuring fully-fledged, animated cutscenes. Some games had experimented with this concept, but Ninja Gaiden was one of the first on NES to showcase it and to make story presentation a core part of the experience. These animated cutscenes are actually pretty lengthy too, totaling around twenty minutes of runtime! While the story itself is still just b-movie level stuff (the bad guy steals the demon statues to summon a slumbering demon and Ryu needs to get them back), it takes this plot more seriously than its arcade contemporary and lacks that campy tone as a result. I dare say that the ambition on display here arguably makes this game’s narrative a bit more compelling than some of its 3D-era successors.

Hate

• NES Difficulty – NES-era games are notorious for their ridiculous and downright unfair levels of difficulty, and Ninja Gaiden is known for being one of the toughest of the bunch. While the game’s great controls and combat mitigate the frustration, surviving in this game often comes down to a matter of luck, or memorization of enemy placements through trial and error. It gets so bad that you end up having to manipulate the game’s spawn system, moving back and forth in specific ways to de-spawning enemies to clear a path forward. Beating the game is certainly doable with practice and skill, so it is somewhat satisfying to get to grips with, but it’s asking for a lot of commitment up-front to deal with that frustration. Thankfully, modern conveniences, such as save states and rewinds, also help to mitigate this frustration, but by the time you face off with Bloody Malth and then move into act six, the game’s difficulty goes into overdrive. You’ll have to navigate an overwhelming number of enemies, make near-frame-perfect jumps to avoid certain attacks, and you don’t even have a way to heal any damage you may end up taking. As the ultimate piss-off, the game ends with a triple boss gauntlet, where you get thrown all the way back to the start of act six if you fail. It’s just punishingly difficult and merciless, demanding perfection if you want to see the end credits. Even with save states as a fallback, the frustration wasn’t worth it for me: I gave up in act six and just Youtubed the finale.
• FUCKING BIIIIIIIRDS!!! – This ties into the previous section, but fuck birds. These flapping bastards will spawn in as you go to jump, nailing you mid-air when you cannot react and sending you to a cheap death. Even if you know they’re coming, they move erratically, potentially landing a hit on you that you simply cannot stop with an attack of your own. I am not exaggerating when I say that these dickheads are the most annoying basic enemy in the entire franchise.

In spite of its ridiculous level of difficulty, Ninja Gaiden is well-worth trying out, even today. Given that the NES was the most popular console of its day, Ninja Gaiden‘s narrative presentation was nothing short of revolutionary, influencing all future games that would adopt more involved and cinematic narratives. The gameplay is quite fun too, although the signature old-school difficulty means that this is a game that you’ll go in to with the understanding that you probably will not see the end.